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What If World - Stories for Kids

Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC

Kids & Family, Stories For Kids, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.5 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2021

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

Fair Elise and Petey the Press Secretey hold are holding a press conference to answer some of your snail mail questions. Will things devolve into utter chaos as the questions pile up? Almost definitely ;)

Lessons include: Thinking of conflict as Good vs. Bad can keep you from understanding both sides; 500 cans is too much tuna...

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1:23.8	What if world this is what if world?
1:34.5	Ahoy there folks and welcome back to what if world.
1:38.8	The show we are questions and ideas inspired off the cuff stories or in this case,
1:44.4	and off the cuff. Press conference.
1:47.0	My name is Petey the press secretary. It's pronounced press secretary. Not when I say it.
1:53.4	Well, okay. And president Farrellis and I are here to answer all of your questions.
1:58.9	Well more questions than usual but not quite all of them.
2:02.5	I'd rather question them. You're we're jumping right in.
2:06.8	Go ahead, you slimy human shaped figure.
2:09.6	Ah, I'm out on the wall on my floor.
2:12.8	How am I supposed to know?
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