We're going to start this podcast off with a very important and urgent message from our

new sponsors.

Hello.

My name is James Popman, and I wanted to take a moment to let you know about the Council

for Americans for Safe Seas and Oceans.

We are a nonprofit foundation dedicated to making America's Oceans and Seas a safe place

for men, women, and their families.

10 years ago, a killer whale ate my wife.

We were enjoying a picnic on an empty beach when it let from the sea and swallowed her

whole.

By the time the police showed up, the whale was long gone, and because there were no

witnesses, I was accused of murder and had to go to trial.

Fortunately, I was acquitted, but even if I had gone to prison, I would still be spending

every moment engaged in my life's work, that is cleansing the ocean of all black fish.

Most people do not know that black fish watch us from the sea as we sleep.

Science has shown that they use sonar to send us subliminal messages through our TVs

and radio that make us feel lonely and sad.

Sometimes they even make us visit prostitutes or drink too much.

Now recently, a documentary called Blackfish came out and portrayed America's top fish prison

sea world as a terrible place.

This foul work of liberal propaganda made these deadly manipulative fish seem like poor

little puppy dogs.

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