Hello, my sweet friends. It is me, Duncan, and you are listening to the Duncan Trustle Family Hour podcast.

I thank you for climbing out of that great ocean of nothingness that has separated you from me ever since we got blasted out of the white hole

They call the Big Bang and connecting via those earbuds you've jammed into your sweet warm soft sticky earholes

It's a pleasure and a true honor that you're allowing my raspy lesbian voice to vibrate the tiny little bones

Right next to your brain

I like being here safely stuffed into your holes

I can't spend too much time yapping this podcast clocks in at two and a half hours

So just some quick announcements first biggest announcement may 27th

I will be doing a live Duncan Trustle Family Hour podcast from the Hollywood improv. This is the first time I've done a live podcast in Los Angeles

We've got Emel Amos from the Holy Suns

Flying in to play some music for you guys in the beginning

Unfortunately, it's only a 90 minute show

So I'd like for him to play for a long time, but he's definitely gonna do some songs

Haven't nailed down the guest just yet, but I'm working on some

Some really interesting folks. I wish I could talk about it, but I can't

You can get tickets at Duncan Trustle.com. There's a ticket link there

So that's really exciting and the improvs a cool place for us to all gather together because there's a big bar

That we can all hang out at before and after the show

And there's some cool places in the area too that we could wander to if the improv gets too stuffed with fools

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I've never really shoved one of my mouth yet, but I guarantee they'd be good for playfully gag in your lover

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