4.8 • 11K Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2014
⏱️ 86 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello friends, it is I Duncan Trussell and you are listening to the Duncan Trussell Family |
0:04.2 | Hour podcast. |
0:05.8 | Excellent podcast today. |
0:07.4 | Woo! |
0:08.4 | This is a good one. |
0:09.4 | Met a physical, a cult laden, thick with mystery. |
0:14.0 | This podcast is a real mind blur and I'm excited to introduce you guys to Ron Regi. |
0:19.2 | But first, some business. |
0:20.8 | Ebola Alert! |
0:21.8 | Ebola Alert! |
0:22.8 | If you've been watching the news, then you are aware of the fact that there are Ebola outbreaks |
0:27.1 | happening all over the world at this very moment. |
0:30.4 | Maxim magazine voted Ebola the number one worst way to die in the United States today. |
0:37.2 | It's a terrible death. |
0:38.3 | Your underarms fall open like meaty trap doors. |
0:41.7 | Your lymph nodes collapse out like old rotting beets out of a burlap sack. |
0:47.0 | Your nipples spray volcanic ooze consisting of your lung and heart tissue. |
0:52.9 | They spray all out of you. |
0:54.6 | Everything just explodes out of your body. |
0:56.9 | Your body essentially turns into a blood sprinkler and it happens quick. |
1:02.4 | Once Ebola climbs into one of your greasy, mucusy holes, it's only a matter of hours |
1:08.0 | before you're just geysering blood out of every orifice, stinky, farty blood, smelly blood. |
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