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Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Emergency TP Tips and The Best Sports Movies of All Time - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.87.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

You just finish up a #2 and look to the side and realize there is only 1 square of TP left hanging off the roll. What do you do? Mike gives us (too much) information on his personal technique. Also, find out what has Jason shouting “RUINED IT!” as he invades people’s personal space. And after many suggestions, we are doing a ‘Best Sports Movies’ draft! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0

Hey, spitwads. We wanted to thank all of the official supporters of this show for coming on board.

0:06.4

You can come on board to head over to spitballerspod.com. Click the button that says become a spitwad,

0:13.2

and you will get access to the entire archive of shows ad-free. And you could submit your questions over there as well.

0:21.4

Let's have a show.

0:26.1

What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations,

0:35.3

and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve.

0:38.8

It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

0:44.8

I ended up in a weird place out of breath.

0:53.6

Yeah, it was much harder to do a Satchmo than I first anticipated.

0:58.3

Welcome, yes.

0:59.8

So shout out to Satchmo.

1:01.3

I did this a couple weeks ago.

1:02.5

I was like, I'm going, I'm going Louis.

1:05.0

The thing is, is last time we had a show, you got mad at got mad at me for going quote unquote chalk.

1:11.5

You thought that I went a little more default or was playing the repeat. Look, there are two

1:15.7

sides to that coin. You just saw the other side of it. Look, clearly Satchmo has four lungs.

1:22.0

Yeah, because there's no, there's no possible way to explain that he could do that.

1:27.9

Welcome into the Spitballers podcast.

1:31.2

Excited to have you here.

1:32.6

We have Would You Rather?

1:34.2

That's a great question.

1:36.2

And another draft on the show today should be entertaining.

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