Boiled Urine and Challenging Death to a Duel - Funny Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2019

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

We had to do it. We have drafted ‘Best Smells’ before so it is only fitting to sequel that with a ‘Worst Smells’ draft. You may not want to listen to this one while eating. Before we dive into that though, we tackle some tough questions like: ‘Would you rather always shake a sweaty hand or always have to chest bump’ and ‘If you can make one law that everyone is required to follow, what is it?’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another fun episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hey, spitwads out there. You want to become a real spitwad, an official spitwad, help support
0:05.9	this great show. Yes, you can be a real spitwad. Go to spitballerspod.com and click become a spitwad.
0:16.1	You can help support us. You get access to our entire archive, you can ask questions on the spit tank.
0:21.6	It'll be a great experience.
0:23.9	Go to spitballerspod.com right now.
0:31.1	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:42.0	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
0:47.9	Get up.
0:48.5	Don't do, do, do, do, do, down, down, down, down.
0:52.2	Playing the hits.
0:57.7	That was a classic.
0:59.9	Classic Holloway scat intro.
1:01.2	I forgot it was me.
1:04.6	You didn't look at the screen and see yourself on the... No, I'm not that narcissistic, Mike.
1:07.3	I saw...
1:08.2	I don't see him.
1:09.5	I'm always looking at the screen. I only see other people. I don't see him. I'm always looking at the screen.
1:11.0	I only see other people.
1:12.3	I don't see myself.
1:13.9	You see what I mean?
1:15.3	So like when you're on there and there's nobody else, you see other people.
1:18.6	I see.
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