4.8 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 August 2019
⏱️ 52 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, spitwads, we've got an awesome show for you today. |
0:03.6 | You're going to love it. |
0:05.2 | Hey, if you want to help support the show, get the access to the entire full archive of all the old podcast, all the old video. |
0:12.4 | Go to spitballerspod.com. |
0:15.2 | Help support the show. |
0:16.3 | We appreciate it and become an official spitwad. |
0:27.0 | I know. appreciate it and become an official spitwad. What happens when three buffoons give life advice, |
0:30.4 | explore unrealistic situations, |
0:32.4 | and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? |
0:35.9 | It's the Spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. |
0:41.7 | See that boot that hoop, but then a lot of the boo. I said a lot of the do. |
0:49.4 | Yeah. You know what I realized? He tried to connect with a different place of his emotions. |
0:57.3 | I don't think you can... |
0:58.8 | I don't think you can do that with your eyes open. |
1:00.9 | I don't think you can scatter along to the intro. |
1:04.0 | I can't wait for my next one. |
1:06.4 | No, I'm going to have the deepest, most intense eye contact with you, Jason. |
1:12.4 | I look forward to it. |
1:13.8 | It'll be the most intimate moment of your life. |
1:16.4 | You ever been stared in the eyes while someone's scatting? |
1:19.8 | I have not. |
1:21.6 | I hope it never happens. |
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