Elvis

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

It’s widely accepted that if Elvis Presley were alive today he would have made a really decent podcaster. Where better then to discuss his life and legacy than on a podcast which, at the time of writing, is ranked as Finland’s 245th most popular sleep aid? Thanks to Dan (presumably of Bremen) for feeding The King into the bean machine.

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0:00.0	Busy at work, relax, it doesn't have to be perfect unless it's your coffee.
0:13.3	Mockermasters' exquisite range of coffee machines have been making perfect filter coffee
0:18.4	since 1968 and they come in over 20 colours for a perfect match to the rest of your kitchen.
0:26.5	Treat yourself to a moment of perfection by making a brew with Mockermaster,
0:31.9	the coffee machine for coffee lovers. Available at AO, Curries, Amazon and your local specialty coffee shop.
0:48.8	It's a way. Banta is go. We took a make a task just then. But we were because we were trying to be
0:53.6	quite sensitive to you because you were out of the room. We were waiting because being the
0:59.7	sort of go getter you wanted us to meet at a crack of half past nine today. It's now knocking on
1:07.6	the door of 10 past 10. We're in the door. We're in the door. We're in the door of 10 past 10. We're
1:12.1	right. We're in the door. We're in the hole. We've been invited in. And it's that point of
1:19.2	do you put the coats in a separate room? Do you get a shoe rack? Do you get a little bowl for
1:22.8	your keys or is that suggestive? Is that suggestive? I need nipples. I need nipples with the next
1:27.6	minute or two. I'm going to have some sort of panic attack. Yeah. Do you get a whole fridge? What do you
1:31.6	do? Crisps and keys in the bowl, perhaps. Crisps and keys in the bowl, everything in the bowl. Henry,
1:36.2	thanks for coming. Do you want to tour the house? You know what? I'd love that. Is it shoes off,
1:43.7	shoes on, one shoe on, one shoe off, and your shoes on? Just shoes, just wear shoes. Yeah,
1:51.9	only shoes on. And if you can, walk in your hands. Yeah. Can I just say, and loads of
1:57.0	other things are all falling into this category? People who wear their outdoor shoes around their
2:02.4	house are animals who shouldn't be allowed access to the NHS. That is my family and it's
2:10.8	entirety. Yeah, exactly. Do you want me to contact my, my parents are both in their 80s right
2:15.4	now and tell them, tell them the news about the NHS. Can I tell you my contact with them?
2:21.7	One of my family works in NHS. This is going to be quite hard to, yeah. It's going to be very
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