I'm Darren Brown. Listen very carefully to what I'm about to say.

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I'm not in this one, but it features a phenomenal cast of performers in a magic show like you've never seen.

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Okay, you can carry on now.

Now, shall we just attend to why we're all here?

Yes, please, play the jingle, Ben.

Oh, oh, oh, yeah, come on, mate.

Yes, ah, I'm an agony and I absolutely love this.

Ah, more pain, crunch it, push it, flex it, more pain, smash it, spray it.

Wait, the path to beauty is prolept hemorrhoids.

Henry's beef gay journey.

So, what's the latest, Henry?

Okay, so here, and I'm just going through the emails.

Because when you want a personal training journey, that's the main thing, isn't it?

It's all about the correspondence.

The world's first correspondence fitness course.

Okay, guys, yeah, have a laugh.

You guys try and organize a personal training regime or any sort of beef empire without you, without admin.

Good luck.

Good luck to you.

Well, how did the Spartans do it, Henry?

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