Elvis Costello Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2018

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Parents everywhere lose the “you’re not dropping out” argument to their teenagers on a regular basis because Elvis Costello inexplicably had a career in music. How do you talk someone out of chasing their dreams if this guy can make it? It's madness. Who put Elvis Costello on the sacred cow shelf? Because this dude doesn't even belong in the room. Elvis Costello sucks. Mark and Tyler are entirely at a loss for understanding, here. The only way this makes sense is if there's a conspiracy amongst music critics to break talentless acts just for kicks. Wait...

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0:00.0	I'm gonna be able to talk for more than three minutes about Elvis Costello.
0:19.5	More than three, yes.
0:20.9	Difficult for me.
0:21.9	Why, you saw everything to say?
0:23.6	This is one of those times for me in this podcast.
0:26.8	We're gonna talk about somebody that legitimately I do not understand why anybody thinks that this is good.
0:35.5	Yes, take some guesses.
0:37.5	It's like the right people said it was cool.
0:42.1	Somebody out there said you should listen to this guy and it was the right person at the time.
0:47.1	Music critics.
0:48.1	Yeah, like a music critic or something, but I don't feel like there's anything redeeming about Elvis Costello.
0:54.6	It's just, it sucks so bad that the first time that I ever had to endure an entire song that couldn't skip it for some reason.
1:04.0	I legitimately got done with the song and looked at my wife and I was like, why would anybody listen to this?
1:10.4	There's not good hooks.
1:12.0	The songs are shitty.
1:14.2	Like, I don't want to listen to anything he does.
1:19.2	It is objectively horrible music.
1:21.6	It just really is bad music.
1:23.9	Could not agree more.
1:25.6	This is why you and I are friends, man.
1:27.2	Yeah, this is what we do this podcast.
1:29.3	This is gonna bring us together so much more closer than we were before.
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