Queen Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2018

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Queen is a fitting name because this band royally sucks. Arena Rock is just another word for pandering on as huge a scale as possible. Write two jock jams and coast on filler. Way to go, guys. Maybe next time you can do one about a cat pissing? Half this band's "biggest fans" know ten of their songs and they only even really like five of those, so what gives? Wait... Is Queen actually music? Or is this something else... Huge crowds of people, stomping their feet and chanting... Something about this is familiar... Also, Brian May is a nerd.

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0:00.0	D'you think it's a suit?
0:17.2	Yeah well, Vanilla Ice did it in the beginning.
0:19.0	Pick up hat.
0:20.0	He did not win.
0:21.0	I thought he did win.
0:22.0	Vanilla Ice did not win that piece.
0:23.0	Did you ever see the interview where he goes.
0:24.9	That person is Brownu, no no better than you do.
0:27.2	Our version is, Brownu, no, better than you do.
0:29.7	Yeah, the pickup, no.
0:30.7	Don't sue us.
0:31.7	I was just verbalizing.
0:33.7	This is the most British band in history.
0:38.3	Why do you hate British people?
0:39.5	Fuck you dude.
0:40.5	I heard that.
0:43.2	It doesn't even matter who the second most British band in history might be because it's
0:46.5	not even close.
0:48.0	Rolling stones.
0:49.0	Queen is absolutely, no fuck no, they're not the most British band in history.
0:52.2	They're nowhere near.
0:53.2	The Rolling Stones aren't even on the top five most British bands in history.
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