You know those people that sit at stoplights and do things besides sit at the stoplight and

look at the light waiting for it?

Like what?

Like me, I'm on Twitter.

Fire drill thing where you get out and run around the car.

No, I haven't done that so long.

Let's say that does are pretty funny to watch.

It used to be such a thing.

Yeah.

Anyways, so I'm one of those assholes that sometimes is on Twitter, but I pride myself

on going when the light is green.

But you know, I probably shouldn't be on Twitter.

Anyways, I'm driving over here tonight and the thing that catches my eye is on the

one little moments page or whatever it's telling you.

This is what people are talking about.

And the number one thing is Kim Kardashian and Kanye West post-rare family picture.

That's not fucking rare, you know.

A picture of them?

Yeah, that's not rare.

That number of these fucking pictures, Pokemon or rare, there's rare Pokemon, stakes or

rare.

There are lots of things that are rare, including a song by Outcast that's worth listening

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