Elon Loses $111 Billion

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🗓️ 6 March 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Rejoice, for I bring thee tidings of great schadenfreude: Elon Musk hath lost a whole Bill Gates.

1. He Did This To Himself

Tesla’s stock hath crashed over 40% since December, wiping out $111 billion of Elon’s fortune. Turns out, investors don’t love it when a CEO ditches his own company to spend his days boosting Nazis and banning journalists.

And who smote him most? His best bro Don-old. Trump’s new tariffs on China, Canada, and Mexico are wrecking Tesla’s supply chains, and the stock market took one look and said nah. Funny how licking fascist boots always ends in you getting your face stomped.

Yet despite losing more money than the entire net worth of Bill Gates, Musk remains the world’s richest idiot. Will he learn? Nay. He shall keep wreaking havoc and pretending he isn’t the dumbest rich guy alive.

2. This Week on The God Pod

This week, we were LIVE here on Substack while recording! Huge thanks to everyone who listened in—we can’t wait to see you all again for future live stream events!

On today’s episode:

🔥 We react to Donold’s State of the Union and why all this talk about ‘norms’ needs to end (Except for Norm MacDonald—he’s up here in Heaven and keeping us entertained!)
🔥 Donold goes after Canada for no good reason—and history has taught us, Canada doesn’t back down from a fight.
🔥 God offers a crazy idea: What if Dems gasp broke some rules?
🔥 Why it’s ridiculous that Republicans are canceling in-person town halls—because cowards fear their own voters.
🔥 God’s favorite video games right now—because sometimes even the Almighty needs to escape reality.
🔥 Why our flock has grown so quickly over the past few months here at Letters From God.
🎧 Listen now, and join us for the next live recording!

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0:54.9	with your daily presidential brief on The Wright Report. This week on the God Pod, a top Republican
1:04.3	representative told other Republicans to not host the town halls anymore because of these paid protesters and these professional
1:12.7	protesters.
1:13.7	Okay, if that is true, if you can get paid to protest, show me where you get paid.
1:19.5	I haven't seen that, and I can see everything happening down on that planet.
1:25.3	Listen, you're going to have to break some rules if you want to beat the empire.
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