Moron Wants Boeing To Rush His New Plane

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🗓️ 21 February 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Dear Humans,

Another day, another disaster waiting to happen. Donold wants Boeing to rush a new Air Force One—because what could possibly go wrong? Inflation is “back” (according to Donold), people are apparently flipping eggs like real estate, and Sean Duffy is making up more lies about air safety.

Oh, and if Jesus came back? Yeah, let’s just say it wouldn’t go well.

Let’s get into it.

1. Topics include:

The Department of Government Evil (DOGE)
Donold wants Boeing to rush a new Air Force One
What Donold is really saying when he admits inflation is ‘back’
Are humans are buying up all the eggs just to resell them?
What God thinks would happen to his son if he returned to Earth
The latest lies Sean Duffy is sharing about air safety
How Donold accidentally insulted his Vice President while fawning over Elon

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot.
0:02.8	And inflation is back.
0:04.6	I'm only here for two and a half weeks.
0:06.5	That was January.
0:07.0	Inflation there's back.
0:08.4	I like that he says inflation's back, which implies that it was gone.
0:15.0	Right.
0:15.7	He must be so pissed.
0:19.1	Did you see the reporting today that Trump is mad that his new Air Force One plane isn't
0:24.7	getting built as quickly as he wants it to?
0:26.8	So he's asking Elon to explore drastic options to prod Boeing, Boeing to deliver them sooner.
0:35.7	Now, who on earth wants Boeing to fast track a plane?
0:40.4	No, Jesus, Jesus, actually, this is a good thing.
0:45.4	I agree.
0:46.8	I hope they build that plane faster than ever.
0:51.1	Nice and quick.
0:52.0	Throw caution to the wind.
0:57.7	We don't exist.
0:59.3	Remember that, Jesus.
1:01.0	That's not true.
1:02.6	We don't exist.
1:04.0	We do exist.
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