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The God Pod

Watch Elon Die Inside Over His Empire Collapsing

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

The richest man on Earth is falling apart. In a recent interview he was very close to tears. Let’s laugh at his pain together!

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1. Behold! Musk’s empire is crumbling

Elon Musk went on camera and nearly broke down. When asked about Tesla’s struggles, the man who claims to be the smartest person alive suddenly didn’t have any answers.

📉 Tesla stock is in freefall.
🐦 Twitter is still a broken mess.
😭 Even his most devoted fanboys are losing faith.

The protests are working. The myth of Musk as an untouchable genius is shattering before our eyes.

2. This Week on The God Pod

🔥 God and Jesus laugh at Trump’s “everything’s computer” remarks while sitting in a Tesla while still hating his guts.

🔥 The real concern from the Tesla stunt: Trump threatening to throw people in prison for protesting Tesla.

🔥 Why SNL’s latest Mike Myers / Elon Musk Cold Open was so amazing.

🔥 Elon unexpectedly got emotional on camera.

🔥 If humans are looking for hope and inspiration, look no further than Bernie’s recent conversation with constituents who are feeling the pain. He’s packing them in because he LISTENS to the humans!

🎧 Listen now, and join us for the next live recording!

Transcript

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0:00.0

This week on the Godpot.

0:06.5

It's going.

0:10.3

Great.

0:12.6

Oh, it's going like a train wreck.

0:16.9

It's going exactly like we said it would.

0:18.6

It's going exactly like the way that he ran Twitter.

0:21.6

If you're wondering why Bernie is packing him in,

0:26.6

it's because he actually fucking cares.

0:30.6

He knows what it's like to have been poor.

0:33.6

He knows what it's like.

0:34.6

Mommy and Daddy are fighting.

0:36.6

Why?

0:39.4

There's not enough money.

0:45.7

Hi, everybody.

0:47.3

Welcome to the God Pod.

0:51.8

I'm here today with my son and pal Jesus Christ.

0:59.0

Hey, pal, and hey to everybody who's tuned in live on sub sac right now it's so fun to have everybody here yeah welcome in everybody uh this is uh this is how jesus and i record episodes of

1:06.8

the god pod which you can listen to right here on Substack and watch, as you can see,

1:12.1

either live or watch the, you know, after this live, we'll put out the recorded video.

1:19.4

That's right.

1:20.6

Yeah.

1:21.5

But you got to get it.

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