Elliott Learns a Dark Secret from His Past

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Have you ever gotten THIS call from your parents?! Elliott has. Hello, folks, and welcome back to the Valleycast. Who wants what roles from the Epstein files? There seem to be plenty of characters to go around, so just let us know what part you'd like to play, and we'll start the readthrough in about fifteen minutes. Thanks s'much. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza I think I'd like to play the = key.

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0:00.0	Welcome to show, everybody, a shorter episode. We have a lot to get through today. There were a new batch of Epstein files got released. So we're going to start on the first one. We're all-
0:15.0	Joe, you've got packet A. I got packet A. And I'll start on page one of 10 million.
0:21.6	Page one of 10 million.
0:23.6	Okay, great.
0:24.6	And you wanted to do the role of that scene particularly, right, Jeff?
0:27.6	I thought, yeah, well, I want to play the narrator and every single perpetrator.
0:33.6	Oh, and actually, before we get started, how do you pronounce this name?
0:36.6	It's like Gis-, Gishlani, Gislein. Gislane. Gislane. It's incredibly ironically appropriate.
0:48.9	And we're the first people to make that joke. Are we? I have, I've got to also figure out, even though it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I thought it was drump. Remember that? Oh, grump. It's crazy. That didn't solve everything. sucks that his nicknames are so much better than everybody else's for him.
1:14.1	Remember when we yell? It's crazy. That didn't solve everything. D sucks that his nicknames are so much better than everybody else's for him.
1:14.0	Remember what we all used to crack up at like Cuff Fae and like Obama?
1:21.1	Little did we know.
1:23.7	I was talking to Elliot via text about the insanity of it all.
1:29.2	I read one page.
1:30.7	One page.
1:31.4	I was like, I have to do my due diligence.
1:33.8	And one page was more than enough for my soul.
1:36.8	And the fact that everybody is not burning in the hottest fires of the hottest hell is, like like there's a reason people feel like they're
1:45.6	they can't do anything like it is ungodly disgusting what is happening oh yeah and and that the
1:52.5	even even right before our eyes every single media organization not really even talking about it
1:59.4	they're like it came out but they're not talking about any details because they're so
2:03.2	horrid.
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