Biopics that GOT IT WRONG?!

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2026

⏱️ 47 minutes

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In this episode, Steve and Joe discuss Kevin Smith films, the Winter Olympics, biopics that ain't even TRUE, and Steve and Joe get into a screaming match, a real kerfuffle, about whether or not the movie ROLE MODELS is good. These goobers just won't stop goobin'! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza The neutron star at the center of the baby dimension

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0:00.0	Oh, hello, ladies and gentlemen. You've got one, Joe Barretta and one, Stephen Zaragoza.
0:05.5	On the ones and twos, if you're looking at the video podcast of this podcast, you are seeing one in a white hat and one in a black hat.
0:13.2	We are cosplaying as the devil and angel.
0:15.8	Yin and yang.
0:17.1	However, we are doing it in like a 1990s, maybe Kevin Smith Grunge movie, where even the Angels also dressed in a cool black shirt.
0:26.3	Don't feel like watching movies, so I'll watch people guess them instead.
0:33.0	I don't know how it goes.
0:35.5	I think it starts with your show.
0:38.9	I always liked the dog.
0:42.0	Dogma's great.
0:43.5	Dogmas is a great movie.
0:45.1	It's a good go.
0:45.9	I think Dogma might be Kevin Smith's best movie.
0:50.7	I think.
0:51.3	Although Clerks is certainly like... His most influential most influential and rightfully so because it came at a time when there wasn't really that kind of thing going on I remember when that came out I was just excited that movie characters were talking about Star Wars uh-huh like, whoa, you can talk about Star Wars in a movie?
1:14.3	What the fuck?
1:15.7	What has happened?
1:17.0	He's changed everything.
1:18.1	This is how my friends and I talk.
1:20.1	Like, this is how my friends and I talk.
1:21.9	And they're talking like us in a movie.
1:24.7	They like the things we like.
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