Joe splits an apple in half with his BARE HANDS?!

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Tired of all the DRUHAMA? Well, sit back, enjoy this podcast with Steve Zaragoza, Elliott Morgan, and Joe Bereta, opened with Rage Against the Machine's cover of NWA's "Eff the Pohlice" and ending with Joe Bereta splitting an apple in half with his bare hands. This is a good one for those audio listeners (it's not). Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza It's not.

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0:00.0	Excuse me, gents.
0:01.6	I have to actually take this.
0:04.3	Hello?
0:04.4	I want to just quickly send a nice friendly message to the Fraternal Order of Police in Philadelphia.
0:12.3	Mm-hmm.
0:15.6	Uh-huh.
0:17.3	Yeah.
0:22.8	Mm-hmm.
0:24.5	Okay.
0:29.8	Sorry, guys, I'm on the phone.
0:31.1	Can you just give me a sec?
0:36.1	We hear absolutely nothing from Elliot's phone.
0:38.3	I hope he knows that.
0:39.3	Okay, yeah, I got that.
0:43.3	Yes, I've got that.
0:44.3	Thank you, sir.
0:45.3	Thank you for, thank you.
0:46.3	No, no, thank you.
0:48.3	Okay.
0:49.3	Yeah, thank you.
0:51.3	Yeah, I said thank you.
0:52.3	Thank you.
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