ELF-decor in CHRISTIAN HOMES? MYSTICAL, MAGICIAL, MYTHOLOGICAL imps? (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Merry X-Mas! We’re celebrating by calling Civil War 2 on the Communist Supreme Court Justices in Colorado, who ruled to remove Trump from the state’s presidential ballot.

We find nascent rumblings of “direct action” against major cities—talk of blocking food and supplies going from real America (suburbs) to urban centers (wastelands with zero resources)

ALSO: Feeling sick this year? Respiratory illness going around? It’s probably the Elf’s Curse: a side effect of meddling with forces beyond your comprehension (the elf on the shelf)

Hope everyone is having happy holidays. Take care of yourselves, and we’ll see you next year.

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0:00.0	Okay, this was sent to us via Aaron in the Facebook group.
0:06.8	Here's your Christmas cheer for the day, folks.
0:09.7	Sorry, you're a pagan if you do the elf on the shelf.
0:16.3	No, not a pagan.
0:17.6	I knew that was a pagan ritual.
0:20.3	Carol Cornacki, any relation to Steve, I'm not sure, says,
0:25.3	what are Christians doing with this in their homes?
0:28.0	Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.
0:29.1	It's a photo of the elf on the shelf who's not on a shelf in this photo.
0:33.2	He's like swinging from a little fake tire swing in the, I don't know,
0:36.1	in an entryway or somewhere.
0:39.9	Elves possess strong
0:41.4	quote supernatural powers
0:43.4	which can create
0:45.3	quote bad deeds such as
0:47.5	illness.
0:49.4	I remember that from the Bible.
0:53.7	When Jesus is all like
0:54.8	watch out for elves y'all
0:56.2	and not to be trusted
0:57.6	well I mean
0:59.5	it makes sense that if you like
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