What have they done to my beloved senate (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

TODAY: First, an update on Geezer's health and appreciation for everyone's kind words. She'll hopefully be ok.

THEN: Gay raw naked butt sex in the Senate?? No!!!! I keep my democracy in there!!!!

ALSO: A tap-dancing rendition of The Nutcracker has the right wing saying, "See? This is why we're Nazis," and we learn about how dancers in costumes give off "out-of-touch elite" vibes

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0:00.0	And then yeah, the video just like auto plays if you scroll down and like right here at the end of the article, it's just auto playing. Yep.
0:10.2	That's nuts. That's like that just auto plays. It's like a giff. It's a gif of a P-O-V shot of a dude fucking another dude slowly in the ass in the Senate.
0:21.0	Like it's, I love in the ass in the Senate. Like it's...
0:21.9	And I love that they're in the corner of the room, looking out into the room.
0:27.3	That's how you see the most room.
0:28.9	That's the way to get the most room in.
0:30.4	Like you wouldn't be able to publish this on YouTube, right?
0:33.2	Like this would have an age, at the very least, an age restriction on YouTube.
0:37.2	But I love that, yeah, I didn't need to log into the daily caller or verify my age like I was looking at weed t-shirts online or anything like that.
0:45.7	They're just presenting gay bearback sex to their audience.
0:51.0	That's, that's wild.
0:52.5	Like, this is why we're worried about our grandma's going on the internet.
0:55.6	I wanted to accidentally see gay bear back sex on the internet. I wanted to go to see that on
1:01.0	purpose. I need her to go make the choice to go see it. I am going to punch just the word
1:07.7	Senate into Pornhub right now and see how that goes. Let's see what happens.
1:11.4	Yeah, I need to get in the group chat where apparently this was shared.
1:15.5	Oh, really?
1:16.1	It's a group chat for gay like Congress workers, gay Washington D's political operatives or whatever.
1:24.9	That does sound like a good group chat to be in.
1:27.8	Like the only person who did something wrong was the person who leaked this.
1:31.8	Absolutely.
1:32.4	In my opinion.
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