Calendargate

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

WE'RE BACK! And today we break down the conservative circular firing squad known as Calendargate--who's mad, who's definitely not mad, who's demonic, and who's muslim.

Is a bikini beer calendar unchristian? Are sexy ladies a slippery slope to Dylan Mulvaney? Were WWII pin-ups a source of strength our boys needed overseas... or an opiate of the masses leading sheep to the slaughter?

All this and more on today's episode.

Music: Bright Eyes - The Calendar Hung Itself

Transcript

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0:00.0	The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:09.4	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:13.6	So stay tuned.
0:14.5	We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:20.1	It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
0:22.6	Stay tuned, guys. We'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're going to look like when they're
0:29.6	I'm going to go. All their remarked, those are. I've almost unlocked my shoulders and neck.
0:39.7	So, so close to getting the perfect amount of loose.
0:44.9	Hell yeah.
0:45.6	Hell yeah.
0:48.2	That's really what I,
0:49.6	that's really what I used all the extra time for when we were only recording one episode
0:53.6	was for getting limber getting loose and lumber.
0:57.0	Yeah.
0:57.1	No, it's paying off.
0:57.9	And that's, that's going to get us a better product for the new year.
1:01.0	I've been kind of stressed actually, seeing all these people advertising that they're
1:06.0	going to continue doing free shipping through the new year.
1:09.2	And I'm just thinking about how this is going to add on to you and, you know,
1:14.2	and to the, the big picture.
1:15.8	And like, I'm, I'm kind of pissed about it, actually.
1:18.8	It's like, isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
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