I've always dreamed of finding a bottle at the beach and someone has cast into the ocean.

And that would be pretty amazing.

But what if the bottle was filled with cereal?

A question then becomes, who would ever throw this thing away?

My name is Justin McElroy and I'm a cereal enthusiast.

And my name is Dan Caber known in some parts of the world as Dan Dan the cereal man.

This could be one of those parts Dan as I've said several times you simply need to ask

it and you can be Dan Dan the cereal man all day long.

What are none of my business cards?

I am Dan honestly it is hard for me to maintain my excitement here which of course we

used to be enthusiastic even though we're maintaining a calm tone but we've got a lot

on those.

We've got a ton of reviews that I'm very excited to get into.

So I hope everyone is ready to well to relax to spend 30 minutes just thinking about

cereal.

It's going to be a good thing for you and hey if nobody else in your life is saying this

to you I'm going to say it you deserve this right.

Think about remember earlier that was hard now you deserve this enjoy.

Dan what's what's come across the cereal wire lately?

Oh man well definitely receiving top billing on this week's news report would be Maltomeal

who if you were to tell me that they were going to be the ones winning the summer cereal

wars I wouldn't have believed you but they have dropped three new pieces of upcoming

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