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🗓️ 5 May 2023
⏱️ 42 minutes
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This is the eighty-eighth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which ICEE evades antitrust laws, Cap'n Crunch becomes a crude changeling, and Dan posits a theory of maximally medial munchability.
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0:30.0 | It's so nice to have you back. |
0:40.0 | Hello once again. |
0:43.1 | We're thrilled to be here with you and where is here? |
0:45.8 | We'll look around you. |
0:47.8 | It's the empty bowl. |
0:49.1 | A meditative podcast about cereal. |
0:52.1 | My name is Justin McAroy and I'm a cereal enthusiast. |
0:57.6 | My name is Dan Gubair and I am a cereal milkman, |
1:01.9 | clanging around with my big glass milk bottles to remind you not to forget to drink it. |
1:11.7 | Yes, perfectly said. |
1:14.5 | I know exactly what you mean by that, Dan. |
1:16.9 | As you can hear, dear listener, I have a slight rasp in my voice that perhaps I don't know. |
1:23.5 | Maybe it's not jarring. |
1:24.6 | Maybe this is a soothing tamber for your relaxation. |
1:28.6 | But I wanted to let you know that no, your ears are not deceiving you. |
1:32.3 | You are not playing at a slower speed. |
1:34.6 | This is just how I sound right now. |
1:37.2 | Too much cat mcronch to the trick here. |
1:39.8 | Hey, you know what, Dan? |
1:42.0 | We're going to talk about some news and reviews and all that stuff. |
1:46.5 | But I did want to let you know that I was presented with a short video as one is by the |
1:53.2 | algorithm, the algorithm, someone up a video for me. |
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