Eggs
Flightless Bird
David Farrier
4.9 • 3.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2023
⏱️ 50 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, I'm David Farrier, and New Zealand are accidentally marooned in America, and I want to figure out what makes this country tick. |
| 0:08.0 | Now they talk a lot about this country being the land of the free, but wherever I look there are just rules that make no sense to me, and one of them in particular has been puzzling me for about a year now. |
| 0:18.5 | I think of it whenever I open my fridge, whenever I go to make myself some breakfast rusting around for my favorite |
| 0:25.2 | breakfast snack. |
| 0:26.2 | I love it from my head down to my legs. |
| 0:31.8 | Heard the latest news about eggs and cholesterol? |
| 0:34.2 | Write for our booklet eggs and good health. |
| 0:36.1 | Oh, you've got love it. |
| 0:37.7 | The Incredible Edible Edible. |
| 0:40.7 | Yes, the Incredible Edible Egg. We've got them in New Zealand as well, but in America they come |
| 0:46.2 | with a rule, a rule that's been troubling me for months. I look on the cardboard carton of my organic |
| 0:51.9 | large brown grade A eggs and there it is. |
| 0:55.6 | Keep refrigerated at or below 45 degrees Fahrenheit. |
| 1:00.1 | Another month and a different brand of eggs this this time it's vital farms pasture raised eggs. |
| 1:06.0 | And there on the carton, keep eggs refrigerated. |
| 1:09.5 | If you're an American hearing this, you probably don't know what my problem is, but if you're not in America |
| 1:14.5 | you're probably as puzzled as I am. |
| 1:17.0 | Why is everyone in America putting their eggs in the fridge? |
| 1:20.7 | Why is that valuable cold space being filled to the brim with eggs? |
| 1:24.8 | In New Zealand we put our eggs in the pantry, or the cupboard where you're meant to. |
| 1:28.8 | No one in their right mind is putting their eggs in the fridge. |
| 1:31.6 | Fridge real estate is a |
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