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It's Granny MacDuff, ready with a story.

So make yourselves comfy, and I'll begin.

Once Upon a time, there left three ogres.

A mummy ogre who was called Eloise, a daddy ogre who was called Eric, and a little ogre who was called Edward. He was a brave little ogre, as fierce as his father and as kind as his mother.

The ogres were very friendly and in fact Eric was the mayor of Uggsville, the town they lived in.

The ogres were quite civilized.

They ate just like humans, which is rare for ogres,

and they dressed and had parties and even mingled with the gnomes of Nomesville who lived not far away.

Fifteen families lived in the town.

It was small and they were very close-knit.

They considered themselves family, in fact.

It was full now, harvest time.

And the ogres were very much looking forward to their fall harvest

and Thanksgiving meal, which they had every year in November.

Pumpkins were to them the most delicate food.

They grew the biggest pumpkins you have ever seen, and each family got one allotted pumpkin

every year.

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