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It's Granny Macduff, ready with a story.

So make yourselves comfy, and I'll begin.

Once upon a time, there lived Mr and Mrs. Vinegar.

They resided in a vinegar bottle and were quite content.

One day, while Mrs. Vinegar was sweeping the floor, an unlucky thump on the side, brought the whole house clickety-clatter, clickety-clatter down.

How terribly loud it was. She rushed outside and saw her husband coming down the path.

Oh, Mr. Vinegar! She cried, we are ruined, for I have knocked the house down.

My dear wife, let me have a look and see how we might remedy it.

Do not fret. Let us go seek our fortune.

There is always another house to be had. Do not worry, Mrs. Vinegar.

Mr. Vinegar inspected the damage. The house was quite broken, but the door remained.

I shall take the door on my back, and we shall set out, he said. So they did.

They walked all afternoon and into the evening, when the sun went down and the darkness arrived,

they came upon a thick forest.

Exhausted from the journey, Mr. Finneger said to his wife, You shall climb up into the tree and I will follow.

Then, together, we will drag the door up.

Very good, husband, she replied.

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