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Good evening, children.

It's Granny Maduff, ready with a story.

So make yourselves comfy, and I'll begin.

Music Once upon a time, there lived a great queen who had the most splendid garden.

Inside the garden bloomed flowers from every land in the world. The Queen especially loved roses, and so she had planted the most beautiful varieties

of the flower, from the wild hedge rose to the Provence Rose, the Queen possessed them all.

They grew near the walls of the garden, up to the palace windows, around the columns that lined the walkways, and even crept inside to line the ceilings of the halls.

But sorrow dwelt within these halls, for the queen fell sick, and the doctors declared that she would

never be well again.

The wisest among them did not believe this, and said, There is still one thing that could save her.

Bring her the loveliest rose in the world, one which possesses the purest and brightest love,

and if she lay her eyes upon it, she will not die.

It was soon declared that whoever brought the loveliest rose in the world to the queen

would save her life.

And from all parts of the world, men and women brought roses,

but they were not the right one.

The rose must be from the Garden of Love,

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