Chapter 22 Fire in Ice. The wind shook the tent again and I shook with it.

The temperature was dropping. I could feel it through the down bag, through my jacket.

I was fully dressed. My hiking boots still laced in place. It didn't make any

difference. How could it be so cold? How could it keep getting colder? I'm Julia

Argy and I'm Vanessa Zoltan and this is hot and bothered Twilight and quarantine.

Julia, this whole chapter is basically Edward watching Bella and Jacob in a sort of sexual

position and Jacob seems like into it. Yeah, I think he's a hundred percent loving life.

As we've talked about before, I do think that Jacob and Edward would be like a super hot couple.

I did not come up with this idea, obviously, but we just see their compatibility so clearly in

this chapter where Edward loves watching, right? Like from Book One, he's loved watching Bella

sleep and Jacob clearly loves being watched. He is enjoying this situation so much more because

he's been watched. And I'm just thinking their sexual compatibility is like better and better.

Although we're so team Edward these days that I think he deserves better than Jacob.

Oh, true. Should we remind people what happened in the chapter? We sure should. I'll go first.

Count me in. Three, two, one, go. Bella is so cold that like her teeth might break from the

chattering and Jacob is really upset about it and he's in will form and then he's like,

I'm in human form and I operate at 109 degrees and I'll cuddle her and everything will be fine.

And then Bella thinks she falls asleep, but she overhears maybe dream conversation between Edward

and Jacob where they're like, I love her more. No, I love her more. Why won't you leave her? Why won't

you leave her? And then they're like, Oh, we actually have this thing in common. Truth, truth.

But just till dawn, you've really kind of covered it all. So I'm going to go, but I'm not really

sure I'm going to add anything. Story of our relationship. That was mean. I don't even really know

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