Before we start today's episode, we want to say that this chapter has a lot of discussions of

assault and other manipulative and abusive behaviors, and we talk about that in the episode.

So if you feel so, you have to skip this one, we totally understand, and we will see you next week.

Chapter 21. Trails. I hated to waste any part of the night and sleep.

But that was inevitable. The sun was bright outside the window wall when I woke,

with small clouds scuttling too quickly across the sky. I'm Vanessa Zoltan, and I'm Julia Argy,

and this is hot and bothered Twilight and quarantine.

So what do you think of this chapter, Vanessa?

I think it like sucked so much. What about you? I feel like so validated that I said last

chapter was so good because then we got to this one, and I was like, I was right that that was

great content. Compared to this, it was amazing. I still didn't like the last chapter. I just

didn't like this chapter so much more. Yeah. Should we tell people what sucked about it in a 30-second

recap? Yeah, I don't think it'll all fit in 30 seconds, but let's try. Okay, count me in.

On your mark. Get set. Go. So they go to walk around the woods and at first, Edward and

Bella walk around the woods. She cuts herself. She like rubs her blood everywhere and then Jacob

joins. And honestly, I can't tell if he's wearing a shirt. He's definitely not wearing a jacket.

There's a huge storm brewing. He carries her around, and he's like, you're so attracted to me.

You loved it when I assaulted you, and she was like, um, not really, but I guess thanks for saying

that. And then they meet Edward at a camp and a storm is about to happen, and everyone's going

to be really cold. Only Bella is going to be cold. Edward is always cold, and Jacob is like always

so hot that maybe he'll just like be comfortable for the first time in a long time. Yeah, he said

he's going to sleep outside. He loves it. He can't wait for the cold. Okay, count me in. Three,

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