The Birch Show.

And it's time to get buzzed on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby.

It's the Bert Show's entertainment bus.

When you turn in to the Bert Show Facebook page and you see all the videos of us today,

you're going to see some massive bags under my eyes because I was up until the wee hours of the morning

watching the secret lives of Mormon wives

because I could not turn it off.

I'm embarrassed at the person I become when I turned this show on because I hate it.

I hate this show so much.

I hate what it stands for.

I don't hate the women on it.

I would never say I hate people.

What does it stand for?

It stands for everything that's wrong in this world. It stands for women saying they're standing up for each other,

but in reality, they all hate each other and they all just talk back. They talk,

the things they say about these women and they say, oh, the purpose of mom talk and mom talk is

these videos that they post on TikTok where they all do their little butt shaking dances together to make thousands and thousands of dollars off these brand deals

and it goes into this show where they show off their Mormon faith where they say they're

super Mormon but then they're like twerking in the club and like doing ketamine together and

then cheating on their husband it's just it, it is just, it is so horrible.

But I watch it and I can't, this show is so good because it is so bad.

It is everything wrong in this world.

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