The Bert Show.

Time to get buzzed on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby.

It's the bird show's entertainment bus.

Paul Revere and I had many things in common last night because while the peasants were sleeping

and snuggled up in their bed, I was awake doing the Lord's work.

Because last night, the great philosopher Taylor Swift announced that she's coming out

with a new album.

She gave us like a little tidbit online she put on her website that at 12 12 a.m. Eastern. Um she was going to

have a big announcement and of course when your favorite artist says they have a big announcement at

midnight 12 um you're staying up, I said I was going to bed

because I was like, you know what?

Mama's got to pay the bills. Mama's got to have a working brain tomorrow. But then my brain wouldn't shut up. I'm like, what's going on? She's releasing something. What if she releases the tracklist? What if it's a music video? Because there are rumors that she's coming out with a new music video. And we have the new album.

Whoa, stop what you're doing.

Breaking news now

on the bird show t s12 is going to be called the life of a showgirl very dramatic if you will

and this kind of departs from her other than the tortured poets department it kind of is a departure from how she typically names her album.

She typically gives us like one word or two words. They're very like short and concise. So the life of a showgirl, I feel like it's going to speak to some of the drama we're going to be getting from this album. There are some leaks that have already come out online in terms of like photos. I'm pretending not to see them,

even though I've absolutely seen them

and already started dissecting them

and what I think it means for the album. come out online in terms of like photos. I'm pretending not to see them, even though I've absolutely seen them and already started dissecting them

and what I think it means for the album.

But what is even cooler about this album is we've all been really expecting this to be

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