Secretly Getting Off To Being Misgendered – NEW SHOW

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:07:02.40 Trans Woman Scamming Restaurants 00:13:28:23.68 Crazy Ex Girlfriend At The Gas Station 00:15:28:19.38 Crazy Christian Says Cardi B’s Music Activates Demons 00:17:32:00.60 Are 6 Year Old’s Ready For Marriage? One Religion Says “Sure, Why Not” 00:21:20:04.03 Kids Forced To Get High On Jesus 00:24:22:09.60 Jewie Girl 00:25:42:06.32 Meade Re-Groups After Spectacular Weightloss Failures 00:29:50:17.53 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:27:08.57 Special Piss-Shake Delivery! 00:36:37:02.55 One Church Received A Holy Cincinnati Steamer 00:39:53:00.18 Tugging Your […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freaks hits Friday, November 3rd, 2023.
0:03.7	Coming up on the program today, six-year-olds can absorb a lot of information.
0:07.9	And this is why they make the best brides.
0:10.0	Plus, getting your hamburger in piss-shape delivered,
0:13.2	defecating on a church altar,
0:15.0	and secretly getting off to being misgendered.
0:17.9	All this was your voicemails.
0:19.4	D'night!
0:22.4	Distorted View Daily proudly presents the continuing adventures of Fatman.
0:30.0	Hi folks, oh yeah, oh yeah, folks, Fatman here again.
0:37.0	And today I want to show you something pretty funny, see?
0:42.0	And my kid is actually so big that uh that it actually rubs it actually
0:47.0	rubs it actually rubs against the skin underneath it and I actually have a rash underneath my kit, underneath my right kit here.
0:57.0	I actually have a rash underneath my right tip.
1:03.0	Uh, yeah, folks.
1:06.0	From the skin underneath my tip is grown together, folks.
1:11.0	I don't know if you can see it under there. I actually have a rare
1:15.6	actually to play kit folks and the skin round together. What do you think about that folks?
1:20.6	And I actually have a I actually have a rare-ash and me from getting the skin
1:25.6	rubbing together folks. Ah yeah. I hope you can see that rash for the skinner out together.
1:35.0	They even watch this production, folks.
1:39.0	Goodbye. Until next time, but they're right on me next time.
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