Eating Ass Is The New Black

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:13:06.70 The Island Boys Journey Into Mild Gay Incest 00:10:42:05.64 Awful At Home Stand-Up Comedy 00:15:57:15.39 Slow Weatherman Continues To Deny Causing Major Disasters 00:17:04:02.17 Did Steven Dawson Kill JFK? New Conspiracy Theory Emerges VISIT THE STEVE DAWSON ARCHIVE! 00:22:05:03.02 Orange Is The New Black Actress Eats Butthole / Is Crazy 00:28:44:02.13 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:29:53:06.38 God’s Weapon Of Mass Destruction Speaks At The Dayton City Council Meeting 00:34:19:18.52 Now Pop Tarts Are […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Monday, August 14th, 2023, coming up on the program today, which U-Tard probably
0:05.9	killed JFK. Plus, TikTok rappers committing mild gay incest on only fans, an actress from
0:12.1	Oranges the New Black talks about eating ass, and God's weapon of mass destruction speaks
0:17.3	at the Dayton City Council meeting.
0:22.3	Distorted View Daily, proudly presents a German man's cover of Hey Jude.
0:30.1	Hey Jude, have no angst, when you bangst then go to hell to hell.
0:43.3	Menuten, let's do this in your heart, then you've got it, and do it better.
0:55.3	And whenever you're too loud, Hey Jude, again, then bring the world, not on the road.
1:11.3	And now the wisest I know, it's fear, the amount, as good, or dead by the belt, is the good-for-all.
1:26.3	Hey Jude, have no angst, when you bangst then go to hell to hell to hell.
1:34.3	Hey Jude, have no angst, when you bangst then go to hell to hell to hell.
1:43.3	Menuten, let's do this in your heart, then you've got it, and do it better.
1:54.3	Hey Jude, have no angst, when you bangst then go to hell to hell to hell to hell.
2:24.3	has not exactly been a net positive force in this world.
2:30.3	When you look at all of the TikToks,
2:32.8	overall it has made us dumber,
2:35.0	probably killed some of us,
2:36.9	due to the insane stupid TikTok challenges out there,
2:40.5	and foisted upon us a bunch of zealist celebrities,
2:45.3	also known as influencers.
2:47.7	One pair that I think we've mentioned once or twice
2:50.3	on the podcast, but we haven't devoted a lot of time
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