A Scholarly Look At The Possibility Of Women Pooping Out Of Their Vaginas For The Betterment of Mankind

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 16 August 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:00:00:00.01 00:02:09:06.65 A Successful Meade Skelton! 00:00:00:00.01 00:15:55:13.26 Pooping Out Of Vaginas Is Next Evolution Of Woman 00:00:00:00.01 00:20:05:07.42 Pleasuring Yourself To Futanari Pokemon 00:00:00:00.01 00:25:57:08.45 Youtard Denies Being The Cause Of Massive Worldwide Pandemic (Obviously He’s Lying) 00:00:00:00.01 00:29:18:06.11 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:00:00:00.01 00:30:44:14.23 Taco Bell Drive-Thru Pay-It-Forward Chain Ends In Disaster 00:00:00:00.01 00:37:59:12.04 Brick Walling Your […]

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0:00.0	It breaks its Wednesday, August 16th, 2023, coming up on the program today, a scholarly
0:05.4	look at the possibility of women pooping out of their vaginas for the betterment of mankind.
0:10.3	Plus, a successful version of Mead Skelton emerges in raging the real Mead Skelton, and
0:16.3	the news has to debunk witchcraft conspiracy theories yet again.
0:20.1	Now, what results can you expect from anal breathing?
0:26.8	Well, less tension in the asshole.
0:30.5	You know little babies enjoy their assholes.
0:34.3	If you spend 10 hours in the next month practicing self anal massage and anal breathing, you
0:42.5	will get in touch with astonishing power.
0:45.7	The secret of the asshole is that it pumps erotic energy throughout the body.
0:53.8	Very few of us have experienced its power.
0:56.8	Beware, vibrating directly on the rosebud and often produces altered states of consciousness.
1:06.5	And you just enjoy being.
1:09.4	And you certainly enjoy your asshole.
1:12.8	Take your time.
1:14.6	This is a journey with sometimes we are too serious about anal massage.
1:21.1	Have fun.
1:22.9	Anal gymnastics.
1:25.8	Al Ngang has videotaped a lot of his personal erotic explorations.
1:32.8	He has spent an average of two hours a day making love to himself since he was a teenager.
1:39.2	I've invited him to share with us his approach to self anal massage.
1:44.2	Fuck me!
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