The Spider Bite That Gives You An Engorged Member – NEW SHOW

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 12 August 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:44:01.13 The Christian Militant Home Shopping Network 00:12:06:00.04 Batting Around Balls And Pressing On Dudes Taints 00:23:37:17.29 Let’s Get Meade’s Music Played At Planet Fitness 00:28:18:07.04 Become A Sideshow Member 00:29:37:12.40 The Spider Bite That Leaves Your Boned Up 00:33:56:09.18 Piles Of Excrement Left Outside One Condominium 00:36:36:02.27 Perving Out In An Airplane 00:41:06:06.20 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending On Today’s Show:Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Franks, it's Friday, August 11th, 2023, coming up on the program today, introducing
0:05.4	the militant Christian home shopping that worked.
0:07.8	Plus, why does plastic lawn furniture always end up smelling like pussy, batting ball
0:13.1	sacks around to fill your tanks with sperm, and the spider bite that gives you an engorged
0:17.8	member, all coming up today.
0:39.8	You've always been a fucked art, playing audio of comforts, you are my honey buns candy,
1:04.1	you are a careless memory, you are my cupcake, my harbour, darling, my jackbremney, my
1:23.6	granny-training, till makes fun of the elderly, and the unsavorably's.
1:41.4	I want to create a type to steal, and once you're messed with my hidden delusion, I masturbate
2:02.8	with all the child, just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get
2:21.7	on top, just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get on top,
2:40.8	just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get
3:05.7	on top, just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get
3:24.6	on top, just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get
3:34.6	on top, just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get on top,
3:45.7	just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get
3:58.1	on top, just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get on top,
4:17.2	just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get on top, just to get on top,
4:27.2	I told you guys when I was growing up, when I was a teenager, like 15, 16 years old,
4:32.6	there was the spice network, it was one of those pay per view channels that just played
4:38.0	pornos, which was really great, I was a huge fan, the only reason I got to see it was because
4:43.6	my sister moved in with, at the time her boyfriend and he had one of those descramblers,
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