Earwolf
SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
4.9 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2017
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Paul F. Tompkins welcomes everybody (including hay eating horses) to Spontaneanation! This week, Pauls special return guest is Kristen Schaal of Flight of the Conchords, Bobs Burgers and The Last Man on Earth! They chat about whether Kristen has ever been arrested, being an undefeated speech and debate champion in school, and how much the concept of the afterlife has changed since she was a child. Paul is then joined by Maria Blasucci, Tawny Newsome, and Carl Tart, to improvise a story set in Earwolf. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome |
| 0:03.0 | Welcome |
| 0:05.0 | Welcome |
| 0:07.0 | Everybody |
| 0:08.0 | Hey |
| 0:09.0 | I'm glad you're here |
| 0:12.0 | I'm addressing horses of course |
| 0:15.0 | Hey is for them |
| 0:17.0 | Isn't that nice |
| 0:20.0 | No other No other animal on this for them. Isn't that nice? |
| 0:31.5 | No other, no other animal on this earth has an expression that clearly delineates. |
| 0:33.4 | This food is for you. |
| 0:37.8 | Can I make a confession? |
| 0:40.1 | I don't know what hay is, really. |
| 0:42.4 | Like it's such, |
| 0:43.9 | would you be quiet, would you? |
| 0:45.0 | Well, cows eat hay. |
| 0:45.4 | Sh. |
| 0:51.4 | Cows may eat hay, but hay is for horses. |
| 0:56.7 | There's no parentheticals on that expression. |
| 0:57.9 | I'm also for cows. |
| 1:00.5 | Look. |
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