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SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

A High-End Boxing Gym

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.94.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2017

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and sloths to Spontaneanation! This week, Pauls special guest is Andrew Ti of Yo, Is This Racist! They chat about what Andrew does for exercise, how almost getting in several bar fights led to him getting glasses, and starting a ping pong club in high school where ping pong was never played. Paul is then joined by Jordan Black, Stephanie Courtney, and Tawny Newsome, to improvise a story set in A High-End Boxing Gym. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
This episode is brought to you by Mack Weldon (www.mackweldon.com code: PFT).

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome.

0:05.7

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

0:08.3

Welcome, boys and girls.

0:12.4

What?

0:13.2

Uh-oh.

0:15.2

I don't know what's happening over there.

0:20.9

I don't know if I'm making that happen with what I'm saying,

0:24.2

or if what is happening is now influencing what I'm saying.

0:29.6

Anyway, I also wanted to welcome sloths.

0:38.8

You're pretty cute.

0:40.5

I get why people,

0:42.3

why celebrities burst into tears at the idea of you.

0:45.6

I get it.

0:47.7

You guys are just,

0:49.0

you got your cute faces.

0:50.2

You look like Star Wars creatures,

0:53.0

the good kind.

0:55.5

Not the kind that are like, ooh.

0:59.0

That's a half an idea.

1:03.4

What if the guys' eyelids go sideways?

1:07.6

Hmm.

1:08.7

What else?

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