A Parallel Universe w/ Bajillion Dollar Propertie$

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2017

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins kicks off the beginning of cross-over month on Spontaneanation! This week, Pauls special guests/improvisers are his Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ co-stars Tim Baltz, Mandell Maughan, Tawny Newsome, and Drew Tarver. They chat about what would be the most valuable item to trade in an apocalypse, their death bed toast choice, and their musical theatre experiences. Then they improvise a story set in A Parallel Universe. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
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0:00.0	Welcome. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome, boys and girls. Welcome, ghosts and goblins.
0:13.4	Is it a Halloween episode way early? No, it's not.
0:20.0	Look, I'm a huge fan of Christmas in July.
0:23.9	Obviously, that's the best, and I take it literally.
0:26.2	And I pretend that there is no Christmas in December.
0:29.8	Even though I insist on calling it Christmas in July.
0:32.5	And I say, Merry Christmas in July.
0:34.7	I hate when people say, happy holidays in July.
0:38.6	Oh, it makes my blood boil.
0:41.6	Let's put the Christ back in Christmas in July.
0:46.8	Here's what I do.
0:48.9	I buy a tree,
0:50.6	sticking in my house,
0:53.7	decorate it
0:54.6	with summertime ornaments
0:56.7	what are those
0:58.4	surfboards and shit
0:59.7	come on guys
1:00.6	why do it dispel everything out for you
1:04.2	summertime ornaments
1:05.3	think think
1:06.7	then I sing Christmas in July carols where I, anytime the word Christmas appears in a song, I add in July, we wish you a Merry Christmas in July. We wish you a Merry Christmas in July. Right? Everyone loves it except everyone around me.
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