Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, Buglers and welcome to issue 4268 of the Bugel Audio Newspaper for a world that does

remain visual despite mostly wanting to close its eyes and think of something anything else.

I'm Andy Zoltzman, the one true keeper of the sort of truth of shit. I've lost it.

I think I used a cricket match and left it in the pavilion. Oh well, humanity can live without it.

I'm here in the most famous shared in Bugel history in London, the most famous city in Bugel history

in the Northern Hemisphere, arguably the most action-packed hemisphere in the history of the world.

And I'm joined today firstly from very far away as the crow flies, albeit that the crow

would almost certainly die if it tried to fly that far, especially as it would be flying

beak first into the Gulf Stream headwinds, and over 5,000 miles. That's about three times the

longest recorded migration by a crow, but were it not to die and fly in a threat, it would eventually

reach NATO green in America. Hello, NATO, how are you? Hello, Andy. Hello, Buglers. Good to see you.

I'm actually for a change of pace. I am not speaking to you from California.

All right. I am speaking to you from the mountains of Colorado.

Right. If you take a rest, you just say. It's beautiful country. There's incredible spectacular

mountains and rivers and towns called like rifle and parachute and collapsed mine shaft.

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