E288 Tim Dillon 2

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2020

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Tim Dillon returns to This Past Weekend https://twitter.com/timjdillon ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Merch https://theovonstore.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This episode is brought to you by… Shipstation https://Shipstation.com and use promo code THEO Modiphy https://modiphy.com/theo Bridge Credit Solutions https://bridgecreditsolutions.com/theo ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music “Shine” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now, today's guest is a host of the Tim Dillon show.
0:04.6	He's one of my favorites to follow on social media at TimJDillon on Twitter.
0:11.4	He will reconfigure any stress it is caused to you by social media.
0:18.4	He can do it.
0:19.9	He is a comedian or a comedian and he is a man and he is here today for the second time.
0:28.4	Mr. Tim Dillon.
0:59.4	Did I love you, man?
1:02.4	I wanted to start my time here.
1:05.4	I love you, man.
1:10.4	Your tweets are some of the best things that I even...
1:16.4	It's like literally I'll be just lying on my sofa and my sofa is getting bad.
1:19.4	Like my sofa is starting to really get that dent.
1:22.4	Yeah, it's gotten bad.
1:24.4	I've never had that before.
1:25.4	Yeah, I've had that.
1:26.4	Well, you're a fat guy.
1:28.4	Whatever you lay on for more than a few months is just destroyed.
1:32.4	Yeah, it just becomes like...
1:34.4	It just becomes...
1:35.4	You know, I've had beds where they just...
1:38.4	They just become problems.
1:40.4	I've slept on couches.
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