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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

E287 China Dragon

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.728K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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0:00.0

Check, check, Chinese check, baby chicken check, chicken sausage, check hern, chickpeas,

0:08.7

check, check, please, chicks, chicka doodle-dee, remember chickadees, remember that, remember chickadees,

0:23.0

there was a little, like a breakfast place, I don't know if they, it was chickadees and you

0:31.9

go in there and they had um, you know, they'd give you the menu and it was, they would hand

0:39.0

write the menus every day, which I think is probably why they went out of business.

0:44.9

I mean, at that point, you're more of a calligraphy shop or something. I mean, they'd hand, I don't

0:52.2

know, they say, home of the handwritten menu, that was their big ticket, that was their big, you

1:01.5

know, get you in the door deal, home of the handwritten menu and then they hand write them and

1:11.1

I don't know what happened, I don't know what happened, there was a fire or something happened

1:21.9

over there, but um, but anyway, what's going on, man, not much, chickadees, that was it and I

1:33.4

go over there and get me a little breakfast, you know, get me a cut of ham, get me a, you know,

1:39.4

two, uh, bird eggs, two bird eggs and a cut of ham for $3, I remember. And sometimes I'm going to have

1:49.0

sweet, sweet on trays that sit on there, a little bonus section on the menu is said, uh, sweet on

1:56.4

trays and they'd have you look, get your little hot cake or, uh, you know, um, what's that,

2:05.0

food we want in the, uh, war, um, French toast, get you, you know, get your little, you know,

2:14.6

savory item, get you something like that, chickadees, it was called. And sometimes I, when I miss

2:23.9

school, if I would miss the school bus, they had a man that would take me to school.

2:28.7

And his, I don't remember his name, but he was just kind of a, kind of a mysterious looking man.

2:36.0

And he might have had, I don't know, cancer or something, but he had, um, his son was named

2:41.1

big Donald. And his son was named big Donald, even though he was little and, and sometimes I

2:48.2

would miss the bus. And his son, I think it maybe even dropped out of school, but I would miss

2:52.5

the bus and the dad would, uh, take me to school in his car. And he drove a car that was,

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