E289 Through the Sprinkler

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Theo talks about a misunderstanding with a stranger and some of his fears of moving, and gives some suggestions to a man who doesn't know where to get his information from and a young man who thinks he damaged his relationship with his mother by smoking weed. New Merch https://theovonstore.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This episode is brought to you by… Zebra https://TheZebra.com/theo Raycon https://BuyRaycon.com/theo JA Socal https://jasocal.org ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music “A Thousand Times” - Evan Bartels https://bit.ly/AThousandTimes_EvanBartels_ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: http://bit.ly/TPW_VideoHotline ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	How are you?
0:02.0	Check, we are recording here, and
0:10.0	Camera going and going.
0:14.0	Excellent day, and that means excellent.
0:19.0	In Spanish, you know, that's a, that's one of the easy ones.
0:24.0	There's harder ones.
0:26.0	Pelligroso, and that means danger in Spanish.
0:33.0	So it gets trickier, you know, the closer you get to Spain, really.
0:41.0	You know, I made a mistake.
0:46.0	I saw a man the other day, and he was in a, um, in a, he had a hat on, right?
0:54.0	You know, we had that brim.
0:57.0	And so I went up, and it said Mariners.
1:01.0	You know, and it's, I said, oh, you know, are you a big fan?
1:05.0	You know, I said, unfortunately, you guys are one of the only teams
1:10.0	never to win the, the pennant, you know, the championship,
1:17.0	the major league championship.
1:21.0	And he just looked, he said, excuse me, I said, you know,
1:26.0	you guys are one of the, you know, Seattle.
1:29.0	You guys are one of the only teams, you know, to never win it.
1:34.0	It's unfortunate.
1:36.0	And he's just, you know, I said, you know, I was a Saints fan,
1:39.0	and they had, they didn't win it for 30 years.
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