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E2 #95 - Paragons of Truth 6: Beef World and the Three Luxuries [Patreon Preview]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Reid Gimball (Branson) pays a visit to his old friend Curtis Hong (Andrew) to explain his theory that a Jesus Christ A.I. is coming to digitize millions of the faithful. And Reid heard that Donald Trump said he was going to destroy the Etruscan Book of Thunder. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-95-paragons-6-138439515

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0:00.0

Well, this came, it's a continuation of my old theory of calzone theory, right?

0:05.6

As you want to know, calzone theory is a sort of expansion of CDK's theory by our good friend, Dr. Yenzlbiana.

0:14.7

And a calzone theory speculated that not only were their outer flat layers, but there was an inner sort of

0:22.8

cheesy, meaty part of the world, right?

0:26.1

So this is an expansion on that theory, incorporated into a more Christian, evangelical

0:35.3

theological perspective.

0:38.3

What we know about the chaos and material world, and what we know about the divinity of God, and the truth of Christianity,

0:47.9

combined into one theory that explains the true purpose of the human race.

0:53.3

And I have called it Beef World.

0:55.8

Beef World itself is explained through the idea of the three luxuries.

1:01.2

So let me get into it here, right?

1:03.6

We know that God is real.

1:05.6

We know that God loves us.

1:07.4

I've been to heaven.

1:08.6

I saw their pool hall.

1:10.1

It was immaculate. We know that God

1:12.9

created beef tallow and allowed man to harness the domestication of livestock because he wanted

1:19.7

us to be healthy and free from the inherent sin of nature, which was created by the devil.

1:27.7

What Beef World postulates is that God created of nature, which was created by the devil. Right?

1:28.4

What Beef World postulates is that God created a flattened cow zone-like structure

1:34.4

named Earth to maximize the amount of pastoral and agricultural land for mankind

1:39.8

so that man may graze cattle endlessly in a paradise of his own creation.

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