The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for podcast recovery, a Charles Austin company.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome to episode one.

Precient predictions, eerie phenomena, the perils of celebrity culture. Surprise celebrity guests. These are the hallmarks of

the prophetic and nuanced hit prestige TV series scary iPad. From the early seasons on Apple TV

to the later years when it was exclusively available on Google Pixel, this anthology masterwork

has thrilled audiences the world over.

And I would like to think that we are some of the biggest super fans of Scary iPad.

I wanted to call this show Scary iPod because it's a podcast, but it was decided that that was very confusing.

So then we decided to call it Scary iPad, which I think is confusing because that's also the name of the show.

But in any case, I am T.D. Thistle Willow, and I'm here with a bunch of my good friends and fellow superfans.

Brian, I should have looked at your name sooner.

Brian Hot Rodman. How are you doing?

Thank you. Thank you. Thanks for getting my name right, actually. I know. I was actually, I wanted to say that a little bit here. You know, if we call it scary iPad, then people will Google the show. And then they'll see us in a podcast. And since they don't have a podcast of it, it makes perfect sense. Whereas if you did scary iPod, then people will Google the show, and they probably wouldn't see that it has any affiliated podcast at all. I think it's very smart, actually. Well, that's neither here nor there. Thud Einstein, how are you doing today? I'm doing great. I'm happy to be on the pod. Talk about the scariest favorite show that I have. I have that's on TV.

And rounding out the lineup, Trevor Heaven, how are you doing? I'm so happy to be here.

Like Thud said, and I'm just so excited to talk about one of the scariest, but also thought-provoking

that I've seen in my entire life. Like some of, yeah, I mean, it's not just scary. Like, a lot of people will be like, oh, is it too scary to watch? And I'm like, it actually, the scary thing is what you'll learn from it, if that makes sense. Yeah, I know you guys said you're happy to be here, but I'm actually kind of scared to be here

because it's a show about the perils of technology,

and we're using technology to record this.

So a little bit ominous, perhaps.

You're right.

You know, you watch a show like everyone loves Raymond,

and you might get scared by the large brother, right?

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