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Episode One

E2 #79 - Pleasuremen [Patreon Preview]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Men of leisure Vic Pomegranate (Branson), Loomis Contraire (Andrew), and Toledo St. John (Charles) discuss their vacations and daily routines. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/121427209

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0:00.0

All right. Well, I've changed up my schedule since last time we did this. But basically, you know, boom, wake up whenever I want. Drink about three Colorado Rush Energy drinks. Those are about 350 milligrams of caffeine each. Go out back, ride the water slide about 40 times. Boom.

0:21.3

Oh, my God.

0:21.8

That sounds like so much fun.

0:23.2

Oh, it's so fun.

0:25.4

Breakfast, McDonald's breakfast, two sausage egg McGritles, three hash browns, and five orange juices.

0:33.5

Boom.

0:34.5

Hop on the big wheel, ride it out to the beach.

0:38.0

Barry myself up to the neck. Let the tide wash over me and test out my lungs.

0:43.3

Dig myself up. Snorkel for a bit. Do backflips into the waves.

0:49.2

Then I play Red Rover with the squad on the beach. and then I head back to the house.

0:55.0

Time for a cold plunge.

0:56.4

Drink a little bit of my ketamine tea.

0:58.6

Boom.

0:59.1

Lunchtime.

1:00.4

Usually consists of whatever I'm craving at the time, be it a nice chicken

1:04.8

Caesar salad, a Cubano sandwich, or maybe I'll fly out,

1:11.9

I'll fly in a box of wings from eat like a mofo,

1:14.9

which is my favorite place in Houston.

1:18.3

Then I'll hop on Blockop 6 for like seven hours.

1:22.0

And I like to snack while I game.

1:24.7

So I like nerds,

1:26.0

robes.

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