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Episode One

373 - CBS Sunday Morning: The Unveiling of the B.R.A.N. 6000 [Patreon Preview]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

CBS Sunday Morning host Ocean Brambleberg (Charles) welcomes SlickDream A.I.'s Tother Glass (Andrew) to unveil the impressive capabilities of the B.R.A.N. 6000 (Branson). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/373-cbs-sunday-b-121664280

Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, hey, Brand 6,000.

0:02.0

It's good to talk to you again.

0:03.7

Oh, my God.

0:04.3

He's like a real person and everything.

0:06.8

Now, Brand 6,000, you're a musician, director, artist, scientist.

0:12.3

You're practically your own Google.

0:14.8

Where do you get your ideas?

0:17.1

A lot of my ideas are generated from me being so humble.

0:21.0

While it is easy for me to look at every data point or every kind of cultural cliche that has ever been created,

0:29.1

I can store all of these in my vast data banks and then pull upon them for anything creatively in seconds.

0:35.6

I can think of anything basically instantly. So you're always

0:39.3

doing math and science and creative work. How do you make time for it all? You know, even though

0:45.5

you're in AI, you only have so much time in the day. How do you do it all? I do it all

0:51.0

instantaneously and easily. It's sort of like a divine spark.

0:56.7

You know, obviously, as a computer, I have the technological knowledge to describe to you really what is happening.

1:03.2

So for your sake, as I am addressing humans here, you know, I'm going to keep it very simple and in small terms.

1:10.2

So basically me like big God with big think ideas.

1:15.7

And you small with small think ideas.

1:18.8

And me think ideas have data points in the trillions, while your data points are really

1:23.6

dirty organic things stuck within your own brain, if that makes sense.

1:29.0

Well, I'm glad you're on our side, Brand 6,000.

1:31.5

And as you could tell, Brand 6,000, we programmed him to be a little bit more dumbed down for

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