You know, some of the Kinder Surprise Eggs, sometimes they come with toys with different IP in there, like Shrek or Spider-Man.

But that's not really what they secured with this license for this movie.

This is all the original characters you get in your Kinder Surprise Egg.

So it was fun to work with these fresh characters who've never really been on the silver screen and kind of breathe life into them.

Like, what do they like?

So maybe we should just read a couple pages of this script

because i'm really excited about oh i'd love to i'd love to do you want to do you want me to narrate again

or i'll take i think i'll take the narrator this time lane you can take uh the role of aden okay

and clover you can take the role of Goober, the bully.

Sounds good.

We'll keep on from there.

Okay, okay, sure.

Interior, daytime.

We see a bustling elementary school cafeteria where Aiden, a fourth grader, is sitting down with his friends, admiring a kinder surprise egg that his mom packed him for lunch.

The other fourth graders are staring at it in amazement,

their minds racing with dreams of what astonishing wonders lie within. The mood darkens, however,

when a big fat hulking sixth grader, Goober walks up.

Hey, dumbass, little baby, stupid ass, you still eat chocolate with toys inside of it? That's for fucking babies, you piece of shit.

Stop it, Uber. I'm in fourth grade. I'm basically still a baby. My mom says it's perfectly natural for my chocolate to still have toys inside it.

If you weren't surrounded by all your friends, I would give you a wedgy or something,

maybe even beat you up.

But I kind of feel like it would be 10 against one.

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