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Episode One

351 - Gladiators

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Gladiators Bustocles (Branson), Veterinarius (Andrew), and Christian Tiberia (Charles) prepare for a battle against a lion at Caesar’s DraftConsuls Coliseum. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Transcript

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0:00.0

Listen, shut up.

0:02.1

Following this Narcoff podcast, presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery, Charles Oz Company.

0:09.6

It's the first and only episode of the podcast.

0:14.4

Welcome to episode one.

0:15.4

There, there, have some grapes.

0:17.1

Who's a good parrot?

0:18.5

Oh, it's a good parrot.

0:19.8

That's a good bird. You love your dad

0:22.9

veterinarias, don't you? That's it. Oh, it looks like Christian Tiberia's back from his fight.

0:30.8

How'd it go? Do you guys catch any of that? I just whooped that peacock's ass, sliced his head right off.

0:36.6

Oh, fuck yeah, brother.

0:37.8

You got that fucker good.

0:39.0

I watch you get him.

0:40.0

You came from the side there.

0:41.5

His dumb little fucking feathers were fucking everywhere.

0:44.0

You fucked that a peacock up good.

0:46.3

I had me a nice peacock last night for dinner.

0:49.5

Oh, yeah.

0:50.7

That'll make a nice meal for someone out there,

0:52.3

although I chopped that meat up real good. After it was dead, I was just chopping it with my shitty little rusty sword like a hundred

0:57.9

more times. So I turned it into like chicken nuggets basically.

1:02.7

Well, you got to start somewhere. You're going to move up the fucking way. Sooner or later,

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