You know, I got to start doing stuff.

I got to start getting out there, you know, seeing if Carol go.

You know, Carol wasn't happy to see me when I first showed up, you know.

But she wasn't happy.

Well, she ain't seen me in two years.

I ain't talked to her, returned any text messages to her and, you know, been damn near two, three years or something.

So I show up, right?

I show up right at my spawn point.

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I guess, you know, in the fractal

universe, I didn't realize it, but it was, it was around, you know, 2.30 in the morning,

you know?

Right.

And so I spawned completely nude at 2.30 in the morning, you know? Right. And so I spawn completely nude at 2.30 in the morning.

Carol freaks out. I start going, what's going on? Where am I? I thought it was a fractal.

She gets up, you know, I don't know where she kept this. I don't know, like, if it's a home

defense thing or if she had like some sort of hot plate situation in the bedroom.

I don't know what she'd been doing for two years.

And she gets this big cast iron pants.

She starts whipping me in the back with it.

She's like a genius with this thing.

Well, and she got the rolling pin in the other hand.

She's dual wheeled.

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