E2 #51 - The Senate Subcommittee Hearing on Husband Misconduct [Patreon Preview]

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🗓️ 6 November 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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U.S. Senators Reggie Loud (Charles) and Shelly Chimp (Andrew) investigate allegations against podcaster Alex Branson that his unhusbandlike conduct may disqualify him from receiving federal subsidies under the Tom Sandoval Act of 2023. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/92421579

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0:00.0	We've been discussing, you know, testimony from friends, things that you've done at home,
0:06.1	etc.
0:06.7	But there are other allegations related to the way that you've spent this money.
0:12.3	As you know, these are federal subsidies for first-time husbands to make entertainment purchases.
0:17.5	And there is a specific grant for $1,000 set aside just for purchasing DLC.
0:24.2	And now you mentioned that you play NBA 2K22.
0:27.0	Am I correct in saying that that game has plenty of DLC?
0:30.6	Well, I was nervous about that, Your Honor, because with that, you, okay, so an NBA 2K, right?
0:38.3	You play, you know, I'm playing my career, so I'm one guy.
0:42.1	Yeah.
0:42.4	And what happens is when you're playing that game, you have to do commercials and you
0:47.1	have to, you know, or you can spend real money to get coins to make your guy more better at
0:52.5	basketball.
0:53.2	So you buy these gold coins.
0:54.9	Yes.
0:55.5	Or you get gold coins from like tapping A a bunch at the Bose headphones party or something like that.
1:01.9	This subcommittee is well acquainted with the Bose headphones party.
1:05.5	Okay.
1:05.7	You don't need to explain all this.
1:07.4	What I didn't know is that DLC because DLCLC is like, this is just making my guy more stronger.
1:14.1	It's not really about like, you know, I, you know, it's not new skins or anything.
1:17.8	Yeah, it's not new skins.
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